|Lon Chaney as the Phantom|
Last night I had a dream that we had a vampire living in our basement. (We, of course, do not have a basement, but apparently the sleeping mind is not concerned with details.) This was not the Twilight/Robert Pattinson type vampire, but more of the old school, Lon Chaney variety (think Phantom of the Opera). I believe he even appeared in black and white, while the rest of the dream was in glorious technicolor.
|He's so dreamy..;)|
Next our vampire tenant invited his family over to hang out--his parents and grandparents were bats, naturally. "Great", I thought, "now we have bats in the basement. At least they won't be hogging the bathroom."
I awoke from this dream to the realization that I had a very full bladder. Evidently this long and slightly weird dream was my body's way of telling me to get up and go pee.
As I thought about this dream later, I wondered if I could fit it all into a Facebook post, but decided a quick blog was needed to do it justice. After all, a subconscious mind is a terrible thing to waste.